Today, had to kill a horse
and a dog and
an ex girlfriend.Something about a twisted intestine, a chicken bone,
And a credit card notice from Utah
Rode north to town on a borrowed mule.
Had to start lobbing apples up the road a piece
to keep it’s head from turning south and
biting my left goddamn knee.
It’s badluck to kill a borrowed mule
Better to just eat from the roadside weeds.