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Month: February 2013

The internet lost & found




Nights,  some weekends

Self-mobility and drive to climb out of  my own descending
focus, sub 16″ and counting



(excluding porn)

A thirst for contesting insignificant details
Benign Essential Tremor/ Blepharospasm
Actual terms where benign and essential are used together
Most of my best friends are aliases
Most of my best features are  ailments
the symptoms for everything
The cure for nothing
(the updated ‘cost of everything but the value of nothing’?)

Hey- how many sphincters do I have? 50 (I think- only checked the 1st of 3.8 million hits then lost interest)
89,300 hits for ‘rhymes with sphincter’ (but no actual good rhymes with sphincter)
[Note to self: add ‘Interest’ to Lost column]

But as long as were on the subject ‘sphincter’ is neither ailment, best feature, nor insignificant detail
and mine aren’t yet lost, or found, on the internet

The dead need women


Party indoors, out, then back in.
Music so loud it postpones the sense, re-patterns the heartbeat
At one point someone gets stabbed, but there is no blood on the knife

The bouncer storms in looking for people that haven’t paid up front
No cutting in without a chit I told you fucking guys

The one stabbed throws out his hands as if to say Hold everything
he has on a cravat but he’s really not a cravat guy
he loosens it pending collapse with a dry wheeze and he says
Lunged me, that really smarts oh you precious cocksucking Son of Erin
I really wish I had saved the ice from that big platter of oysters
He takes a slow bend at the waist, exhaling Jesus Archie Christ,
This is still the best party with no women ever